Come to Missouri - We'll Save your Butt!

This past week, a Missouri motorist suffered a massive heart attack while driving. Luckily, the first people to arrive on the scene were two nurses and (get this!) a difibulator salesman. He pulled out the very product he sells, put the paddles to the victim's chest, shocked her and it saved her life. So, rest assurred that we keep these people on hand for emergencies just like this! Okay, okay, that's not actually true, but it's still a great story, don't ya think?